Is Meghan Markle Pregnant?

Take a guess.
August 17, 2018

Before you get all excited, no, Meghan Markle is not pregnant. And we’re sure of that because her hair is still straight. Wait, what?

There’s a secret tell-tale sign that helps us know if the Duchess of Sussex is pregnant or not: her hair texture. Rumor has it that she’s been using semi-permanent hair straightening chemicals for several years. Pregnant women cannot use those chemicals because they’re toxic for the baby, so Markle’s hair will surely become super curly right after she finds out about her pregnancy. Easy!

“My mom is black and my dad is Dutch and Irish, so the texture of my hair is densely curly”, she said in 2011. “I’ve been getting Brazilian blowouts for a couple of years.”

However, since she now is a royal figure, she can’t really display her naturally curly head of hair like old times, so we need to look for a sudden change of hairstyle going from loose hair to a bun or an updo.