THAT’S WHAT YOU GET FOR LOOKING LIKE SHIA LABEOUF
This is not a joke; on Saturday, April 23, Mario Licato was the victim of a man in his 20’s who apparently had a problem with his uncanny resemblance to the Hollywood actor.
"I was walking up the stairs. I had my head down — there were people in front of me — just to make sure I wasn't going to fall. I didn't even see the guy. I just see his fist coming towards me. It knocked me, and while I was falling down the stairs, all I hear was, 'This is because you look exactly like Shia LaBeouf!’” Poor thing, we hope he never crosses path with this guy again!